It's all in your head.
That's the problem.

The power bill that's jumped again, the school fees, his invoices — you're the one across it all.

Goldie's your right hand on WhatsApp. Fill her in once, and every Sunday at 8pm the week arrives sorted. Two minutes to set up. One message a week.

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$99/year founding offer · first 100 families · 30-day full refund
Goldie's Sunday Night Sorted message: the week's outgoings, pays landing, and the clear number — you're good as gold this week.

The week's money. Sorted by 8:05 Sunday night.

One message, every Sunday. No asking, no apps, no chasing him for numbers. You shouldn't need a spreadsheet to know where the week lands — and Sunday night stops being the night you lie awake doing sums.

1 in 2 Australians struggle to cover an unexpected bill. It's not you — it's the timing.

How it works

1.

Say hi on WhatsApp

No app, no signup forms. You already have everything you need.

2.

Fill her in

Four questions, two minutes, ballparks are fine. Pays, the big bills, roughly what a week costs.

3.

Sunday, 8pm: sorted

One message. What's going out, what's landing, your clear number for the week. Every week, without asking.

Ask her anything, whenever it comes up.

"Which pay should school camp come off?" Answered in seconds — because she's already across your week, not guessing from a spreadsheet.

Sarah asks which pay school camp should come off; Goldie answers with the right pay and why, in seconds.

Off your mind. Not off the radar.

Rego in November. The insurance that always jumps in Feb. Text it to Goldie the moment you think of it — she'll bring it back exactly when it matters, and not before.

Sarah offloads a reminder about car insurance; Goldie confirms she's across it and will raise it at the right time.

Across your money. Not watching it.

Goldie never connects to your bank. No logins, no account access, no transaction feeds. She knows what you tell her — that's it. Which means she can't move money, can't see your statements, and can't be hacked into them either. Your numbers stay yours.

Goldie gives general information to help you organise your money — she's not a financial adviser and never tells you what to buy.

Can anyone else see this?

No. Here’s exactly how that works.

Nobody else sees your conversation.

Not your bank, not your employer, not anyone else. While Goldie’s new, a real person on our small team may read conversations to make her better — we’d rather tell you that than let you assume otherwise.

It’s never sold or shared.

No commissions, no referral partners, no advertisers. Nobody is paying Goldie to point you anywhere.

You can delete all of it, any time.

Message her the word “delete” and everything goes. She’ll check once that you mean it — then it’s gone. No exit survey, no win-back email.

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Be one of the first 100 families.

Founding Families get Goldie locked at the founding price for as long as they stay. Try her for 30 days — if she hasn't earned her spot in your week, full refund, no questions.

$9.99/mo$99/year
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Founding price, locked forever · 30-day full refund
You'll be chatting with her in under a minute.

FAQ

Do I have to connect my bank?

No — and you can’t. Goldie doesn’t take bank logins at all. You tell her what you want her to know, ballparks are fine, and that’s the whole setup. About two minutes.

What if I don’t reply some weeks?

Nothing happens. No streaks, no badges, no “we miss you” messages. Some weeks you’ll read Sunday’s message and reply, some weeks you won’t open it. Both are fine.

What if our pays are all over the place?

That’s exactly who she’s built for. Fortnightly, invoice-based, seasonal — she plans around how money actually moves.

Can my partner be in it too?

Yes — Goldie can run a group chat with you both, or just with you. Your call.

Is this financial advice?

No. Goldie gives you general information and timing help based on the numbers you give her. She’ll never recommend a product, a loan or an investment — and she doesn’t earn a cent from anyone who sells them.

Is Goldie a real person or AI?

Goldie’s software, with a real person behind her while she’s getting started. She’ll never pretend otherwise if you ask.

What if I want to stop?

Cancel any time — first 30 days, full refund, no questions. Message “delete” and everything Goldie holds about you goes with it.

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